Fellas...word of advice...if you're going to create and write and submit a FAKE ASS review you don't have to pay the fee to get The dirty story access..you had BETTER make it fucking noteworthy of a monumental standard considering the type of NON FAKE reviews that certain hovider has. It had better make ME (if I was a dude) want to fuck just from its sheer erotic vocabulary and paints a masterpiece in my head so vivid, i unknowingly begin to suck the inside of my mouth as if there was a throbbing cock in it. So good after I read that shit I'm knocked up. I mean damn. This whole five liner bullshit is insulting.
As you were gentleman...
Except one of you...
To the mods-
And how I know it was so weak is I asked him why he wrote it and what at least did it say..