If I were a provider. Hypothetically

I’m curious what the hobbyists would do if the tables were turned and they were female providers for a day? In other words what would be your shtick?

First I would be hot. Brunette and intimidating if not down right bitchy because I would not tolerate any bullshit period.

Second, I would probably be off the rails with my ass hanging out of a latex cat suit, stilettos and a whip doing humiliation dom sessions but with the twist of fucking their brains out after force fed DATY.

Third, If they didn’t perform they would be forced to watch me finish as I squirt them. If they did perform well I would reward them by being very sensual and very submissive and I would squirt them anyway.

I would also have a signature move where he’s on his back with his legs spread open as I bend his cock out and ride it. I forgot what this position is called but it’s hot and as a woman I would want all the power to not only fuck him but to mind fuck him until he runs to mommy.

Hypothetically speaking would you provide what you want as a man? Would you cater to the masses? What would you do?
Mental AtrraXXXion's Avatar
I think that I would prefer to be a provider in a different way. The tables would be turned so that women where the hobbyists that were paying for all the sex with the men. Something like a gigolo. We would be the providers on ECCIE, P411, etc and the women would be the Johnettes. The men would be the ones doing in and outcalls to women and making $200-$400 per hour to service some woman that is stepping out on her marriage or just a horny perverted chick wanting to pay for some dick. We would have regulars. We wouldn't have to work a 9-5 jobs and making thousands of dollars a week. We would get flown out of state for vacation rendezvous and dinner dates. Everything that is happening now with the providers but with the tables turned the men doing the majority of the providing and the women would be the hobbyists.

That's the type of provider I would like to be. I just can't get past thinking of myself as a woman providing to men and handling a penis. I wouldn't know where to begin imagining that.
TexTushHog's Avatar
1. High reliability.
2. Professionalism.
3. Keep very close attention on price and try to optimize prices to optimize revenue.

4. Aim for the low luxury end of the market.
Mental AtrraXXXion's Avatar
As a provider I would have the perfect male physique that women crave. Nice and lean, not a big buff boy. I would have the ability to speak serveral romantic languages in which I would personalize sessions and role play with the ladies. Their panties would get wet just by me talking to them on the phone. I would offer them pampering packages in a spa type setting with erotic massage. My incall location would be well equipped with a womans pleasure in mind. The business would be very well organized and scheduled for maximum positive results, therefore very reliable. My DATY skills would put them in a euphoric state of mind, even if they just fantasize about it. I would have the perfect size cock made for deep penetration and g-spot stimulation and would be rock hard during the entire session. Women would cum on my cock so much that their pussy would be soaked. All my sessions would be all inclusive with no hint of an upsell. For the ladies that I have good chemistry with I would give them a FREE session for their birthday as a special treat and gift to them. I would be the perfect gentleman to fit all occasions, all races and all situations.
SchnellerFahrer's Avatar
Manage appointments VERY professionally. NO NCNS or other stupidity like this. be on time, every time. Followup in a professional time and manner. NO GHOSTING.

Immaculate appearance, behavior, grooming, etc. Take lessons in manners, Etiquette, making drinks, food, eating, dressing, in other words - be a 100% gentleman. Maintain my fitness, grooming, incall location, etc.


Entire package - not just show up for a session. Get to know her, perhaps attend an event, dinner or activity beforehand, treat her like the woman/lady she is, and embrace her entire mental (her Mind) and physical traits and desires. If she wanted to attend another venue or event - discuss it, and try to accommodate her needs. Customer service!!


Performance - ask what she wants/needs, and cater to her the best I can. I pride myself on DATY and fulfilling the entire package, and do my best to do so.


Followup- Don't ghost her. Thank her for her time and be gracious. Send a thank you gift or note, and ensure to remember her birthdays, special event/occasions, or other niceties that are good to remember.


Touch base! Proactively touch base to see how she's doing, and be sincere about it, not just looking for another appointment. Treat her like a friend and/or a Lover, not just a wandering soul with some $.

Be Safe - As always, safe practices in screening, activities, and otherwise. Be reasonable, and only work with good clients who are on the same mindset.

Now having said all that - realistically, I could do (almost) everything on this and other lists/posts, with the exception of longevity, I'm not blessed like some guys who can pound away for extended periods of time.
Carmella_love69's Avatar
You guys are funny lol
leslie@nn's Avatar
I LOVE this thread! ����
melannie_star's Avatar
Manage appointments VERY professionally. NO NCNS or other stupidity like this. be on time, every time. Followup in a professional time and manner. NO GHOSTING.

Immaculate appearance, behavior, grooming, etc. Take lessons in manners, Etiquette, making drinks, food, eating, dressing, in other words - be a 100% gentleman. Maintain my fitness, grooming, incall location, etc.


Entire package - not just show up for a session. Get to know her, perhaps attend an event, dinner or activity beforehand, treat her like the woman/lady she is, and embrace her entire mental (her Mind) and physical traits and desires. If she wanted to attend another venue or event - discuss it, and try to accommodate her needs. Customer service!!


Performance - ask what she wants/needs, and cater to her the best I can. I pride myself on DATY and fulfilling the entire package, and do my best to do so.


Followup- Don't ghost her. Thank her for her time and be gracious. Send a thank you gift or note, and ensure to remember her birthdays, special event/occasions, or other niceties that are good to remember.


Touch base! Proactively touch base to see how she's doing, and be sincere about it, not just looking for another appointment. Treat her like a friend and/or a Lover, not just a wandering soul with some $.

Be Safe - As always, safe practices in screening, activities, and otherwise. Be reasonable, and only work with good clients who are on the same mindset.

Now having said all that - realistically, I could do (almost) everything on this and other lists/posts, with the exception of longevity, I'm not blessed like some guys who can pound away for extended periods of time. Originally Posted by SchnellerFahrer
You are hired
I am against Marriage and if I had life my way , I would hire me a someone like you. Thanks!
PeterBota's Avatar
If I was a provider. I would find a pimp so I can give him my money.
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
High or Low Vol. would you be ?
SchnellerFahrer's Avatar
High or Low Vol. would you be ? Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF
Absolutely Low Volume. The effort/prep/experience would simply be too time consuming and all encompassing for anything but occasional visits.
SchnellerFahrer's Avatar
You are hired
I am against Marriage and if I had life my way , I would hire me a someone like you. Thanks! Originally Posted by melannie_star
LOL, thanks!

Funny you mention the marriage thing, I also have never wanted to be married for many reasons, and preferred an adult relationship. This has cost me a lot of relationships through my life.

Having said this, I KNOW how to treat a woman, and anyone who is with me is worshiped and adored in every way. I believe in the same experience with ladies I've seen both on this board and P411, I would hope they speak positively about me in the same manner.
FunInDFW's Avatar
If end up knocked up. Some things just feel too good.
tiatate's Avatar
1. High reliability.
2. Professionalism.
3. Keep very close attention on price and try to optimize prices to optimize revenue.

4. Aim for the low luxury end of the market. Originally Posted by TexTushHog
Great answer..
Definitely nothing called low-end luxury though 😂
It's high end 600+ - mid range 300-500 - low end 300>
TexTushHog's Avatar
Should have been more clear. Lower end of the luxury market. Say $450-500. I think that, and $250, are the best spots to optimize revenue.