SL'S Roll Back Pricing on some of the finest ladies money can buy!

Still Looking's Avatar
That's right, I said roll back the pricing! How are we going to do that? Simple.... samples. Everyone loves going to Sam's Club or Costco and having a free sample of what ever they have to offer. Right? So guys post your ad RIGHT here and name your price. The providers will PM you for a one time discounted session so you can kick her tires and take a test drive. The session and pricing stays between the two of you. If you post a review standard pricing should be listed. Ladies this will be a way to meet a few new gentleman that could turn out to be frequent flyers. You never know! Now ladies if you want to ROLL back your pricing and post an ad right here well by all means rock our world.

That right ladies if your sitting in your motel room bored because the phone is not ringing, get up and go to the window and say...I'm mad as Hell and I'm NOT going to take it any more! Guys if your there in front of your computer with a box of tissue ready to watch some porn, get up and go to the window and say...I'm mad as hell and I'm NOT going to take it any more!



Little Monster's Avatar
I'm seriously looking for a 3 way with two hot Redheads. must be natural, no bottle reds. willing to go as far as 450 for an hour MSOG, they both must be cool with having their feet rubbed and played with.


No BBW's, TS's, or just Ugly women please.
cckid2006's Avatar
"Network" - one of my favorite movies
My first wife looked like Faye Dunaway!
knotty man's Avatar
lookin for a butt ass ugly woman, one that makes my dogs ass look like jennifer aniston, sucks dick like a cheese grater, and greek so aromatic it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon!!
willin to pay top dollar
Qziz's Avatar
  • Qziz
  • 10-04-2013, 08:28 PM
I actually am going to sign up for this incredibly bizarre concept! Ladies, if you'd like to spend some time BCD with a fairly respectful gentleman Saturday, my PM address is available!
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  • Qziz
  • 10-04-2013, 08:56 PM
Hey, now, someone liked my post and I don't have a PM. Either you are shy or you are a guy. Both of these are bad. I am looking for women who are not shy!!!
Fletchlives's Avatar
Novel idea SL. Let's give it a shot.

I will offer $150 for an hour. I typically do HHs and this is around what I pay for that time. Any ladies to willing to take this offer send me a PM. Feel free to check with any of the ladies I have reviewed. I have no doubt they will all speak kindly of me.
Whispers's Avatar
That's right ladies.

Seldom available to the working class lady Still Looking has coerced Whispers into spreading a little green amongst the local providers during the Still Looking Roll Back Pricing Promotion.....


Everyone is rather familiar with the mystery surrounding Whispers and his encounters with waitresses, bartenders, hostesses and YES.... even strippers as well!.

Well known to many young Ladies from SD websites and often shared amongst friends and even sisters, in the spirit of Hobby Harmony, Whispers has agreed to step up on the block to support Sill Looking's never ending quest to make Hobby History and be installed into the ECCIE Hall of Fame....

The Whispers Experience was readily available to many in the Provider Community in Houston and South Florida and was removed from public distribution in 2008. Since that time only 3 Austin Indies have enjoyed the experience. Each multiple times..... Here is your chance to find out why....

Some lucky girl may be selected to arrive at Whispers UpScale Hotel around 5PM Saturday or Sunday and spend an hour relaxing and getting to know him while enjoying something bubbly, fresh fruit and cheese. Depending on his mood you may have an opportunity for a quickie or be given the opportunity to demonstrate one of your many skills.

Slip into the cocktail dress you bring, fix your hair and makeup and Whispers will whisk you away to one of Austin's finer Dining establishments where you will relax and enjoy humor honed over the years and stories that will mesmerize you for the next couple of hours while enjoying the finest cuisine of your choice. You will of course be shown interest in and an attentive ear will gather up and evaluate all your words as you pour out all that has been bothering you that day. Time permitting a customized show of sympathy will be prepared and delivered or more laughter will be served up.

A dash from there to the Comedy Club to enjoy a show or maybe a live theater performance if one is available and then over to his favorite place for Desert.

From there you will join him in the VIP Room at one of Austin's Gentleman's Clubs and perhaps if you are delectably naughty, he will let you pick out someone pretty to take back to the hotel when you leave. He has been known to buy pretty ladies such gifts spontaneously! By this time you may have uttered the statement "You sure enjoy having your ass kissed" as others have because of the treatment a frequent client with VIP status tends to receive. You WILL feel special by then.

Back to the Hotel where the next 150 minutes involves a variety of activities that have been honed over many, many years. Discover and judge for yourself why others before you are amazed that Whisper’s dines with the talent of a seasoned lesbian. And why shouldn’t he? He was taught by one close to 30 years ago. A new piece of Lingerie will be provided for the 2nd round and is complimentary should you decide to take it as a memento. An assortment of toys is typically placed within easy reach throughout the evening.

Prior to leaving you will find three benjis placed appropriately for your time and companionship.

From start to finish discover what it is to be treated by a very old fashioned Gentleman who believes that Ladies ALWAYS come (cum) first!... and often 2nd and 3rd! Discover exactly why his wifey is 23 and his mistress is 20 and both remain quite happy feeling like a Princess whenever he is near.

Of course it is NOT your normal Hobby Experience and Whispers is highly selective as well as supportive of the strict rules of the Still Looking Roll Back Pricing Promotion. No BBW's, TS's, or just Ugly women please.

Please Note that for this promotion additional standards apply!

You must be 90 to 140 lbs and enough body fat to hide any bony protrusions other than that sexy Hip Bone look some ladies have. Anorexic or frail ladies should stay home and eat.

Whispers is a Butt and Thigh Man so if you do not have it happening between the Navel and the Knees please do not respond.

Whispers is not fond of short hair on a woman so if your hair does not extend to at least your shoulder blades you will not be considered. A little Curl may overcome other deficiencies

In case no one else has explained it to you, at 25 years of age ladies are a Quarter of a Century Old! Whispers has always preferred to date women younger than his wifey and the current version Wifey 3.0 will be turning 23 shortly so prime applicant age is 18 to 23

On occasion Whispers is known to step out of his box so if you feel that you can pass for this age bracket and are older or that you are somehow unique feel free to make contact.

Over the course of the evening and in between rounds any questions you have regarding the magic and mystique of "being" Whispers will be entertained and answered...

If an evening such as the one described would not be enjoyed as much knowing that prior to leaving you will be gifted, thereby reminding you of the position you fill, you MAY as an option select to meet at 1PM and after the first round be taken to a Spa to have a Mani Pedi and your Hair done followed by a trip to a shop at the Domain to select a new dress to wear and matching shoes. Budget allowing some accessories may be in order.... Your appearance COULD result in a trip back to the hotel and some more fun before jetting off to dinner. Whispers is known to become aroused watching pretty ladies trying on dresses in the Pretty Woman tradition…..

To apply for this opportunity please PM or email Whispers and include a full body picture of yourself all dolled up for a night on the town. Whispers likes to see a woman looking her finest when making a selection.

On occasion a lady has been selected by Whispers to repeat this experience on a weekly or biweekly basis which contributes nicely to a young ladies overhead. ladies are often amazed at just how thick his is in comparison to other men they meet here. (not his penis... his wallet!)


Operators are standing by and monitoring both the PM box and email at HoustinWhispers@yahoo.com

A question was received. Yes. Whispers IS supportive of Single Mommy's that fit the listed parameters and have mastered Kegals. Understanding the rigors of your day Whispers will reimburse for babysitter or Nanny expenditures.
Qziz's Avatar
  • Qziz
  • 10-04-2013, 09:47 PM
Well, it's a good thing a lady already hit me up because clearly I am not going to be able to compete with that WALLOFTEXT!
knotty man's Avatar
tru dat
damn dude, quit bogartin' all the whores !!
Whispers's Avatar
Well, it's a good thing a lady already hit me up because clearly I am not going to be able to compete with that WALLOFTEXT! Originally Posted by Qziz
What?

Was I the only one Still Looking approved for an Infomercial?
Qziz's Avatar
  • Qziz
  • 10-04-2013, 10:11 PM
No, but you did kind of take the ball and ran to the endzone with it!
Hey ladies, I also will offer $150 for an hour. I'm a younger gentleman so I've always been interested in an older/milf provider. If that's you please send a pm my way. Thank you in advance. A younger provider would be great also. I'm not picky so don't be shy. Let me know please!
Britttany_love's Avatar
tru dat
damn dude, quit bogartin' all the whores !! Originally Posted by knotty man
Haha Knotty.

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