Colder than...

What is your favorite colder than expression?

I have two.

Colder than a witch's tit.

And an explanation -

http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_b...sages/583.html

For my second -

Colder than a well digger's ass.



http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_the_id...gger's_ass

its so cold that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.

Colder than a well diggers ass in the Yukon.

Its colder than a whores heart!

I would pay good money for one of these.

http://colitz.com/site/4634021/4634021.htm