Ladies - teach us how to eat the pussy

5T3V3's Avatar
  • 5T3V3
  • 05-13-2015, 12:03 AM
I have seen many threads about how to give a proper BJ. I would like to hear how ladies like to have their pussies eaten. I would also like to know what you like as far as pre tongue on clit action as well. Is there a best time to do it - pre or post BJ? pre intercourse? I am more interested in the varieties of techniques that women find work well or are most pleasurable,

BUT if some of you have knowledge about what different vagina types might like if there is any correlation there that would be nice to know too. (LIKE - some women have a longer hood covering the clit is there a technique that works best for that type of vagina, or some ladies have flaps that stick out beyond the lips is there a style that works best with that type of vagina etc)
What? You didn't learn anything since the last time you posted this??

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1360165

Here's all you need to know:

http://mobile.youporn.com/video/show...sson/id/200577
5T3V3's Avatar
  • 5T3V3
  • 05-13-2015, 07:30 AM
What? You didn't learn anything since the last time you posted this??

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1360165

Here's all you need to know:

http://mobile.youporn.com/video/show...sson/id/200577 Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
Damn I am getting old ...forgot that thread! But actually no did not learn a great deal because a bunch of idiot guys wanted to tell me how great they are eating pussy and their technique and I really wanted to hear what the ladies thought. At least I am not so old that I forget whether I am a lady or and man ... shit like that could get embarrassing Ed?
Tetas's Avatar
  • Tetas
  • 05-13-2015, 08:54 AM
I find 'em a little gamey if you don't add lots of seasoning.
Also, there's little fat so it helps to wrap them in bacon before throwing on the smoker.
SknyDiva's Avatar
Ain't no pussy the same. What feels right to one lady may be irritating to another. My recommendation is to communicate.
An old friend ok just a guy I kinda knew. When he was drunk, Always said, You have to Lick the Clit! He said that over and over again. So I'm pretty sure you must lick the clit over and aver again!
For those of you that don't know!
pyramider's Avatar
I find 'em a little gamey if you don't add lots of seasoning.
Also, there's little fat so it helps to wrap them in bacon before throwing on the smoker.
Originally Posted by riday

And chew thoroughly.
joesmo888's Avatar
saw a provider on here say to do the alphabet with your tongue.. I must say that works well
5T3V3's Avatar
  • 5T3V3
  • 05-14-2015, 09:13 AM
I am wondering ... with all the guys here answering a question intended for the ladies ... either the ladies don't know how they like it or how to explain it ... or maybe they just don't want to tell us and that way they have the upper hand in those all important doubles matches ...
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Ain't no pussy the same. What feels right to one lady may be irritating to another. My recommendation is to communicate. Originally Posted by SknyDiva

I am wondering ... with all the guys here answering a question intended for the ladies ... either the ladies don't know how they like it or how to explain it ... or maybe they just don't want to tell us and that way they have the upper hand in those all important doubles matches ... Originally Posted by 5T3V3
your answer is the quote above
  • katee
  • 05-14-2015, 01:00 PM
Ain't no pussy the same. What feels right to one lady may be irritating to another. My recommendation is to communicate. Originally Posted by SknyDiva
Agreed... I remember when I was married eons ago... I couldn't get my husband to understand how I liked it, no matter how I communicated... I finally told him.. Go find someone else to teach you then come back and try it again... Yes.. Perhaps why I'm single. You know what they say though... With some.. You buy them books, you send them to school. What do they do? Stand on the books and f**k the mule. He NEVER got it! Gentleman please listen when she tells you "right there".. Too rough.. And ladies.. I have found in all areas of life.. If you don't ask, and don't tell.. It will never get any better. Let him know.
SknyDiva's Avatar
Agreed... I remember when I was married eons ago... I couldn't get my husband to understand how I liked it, no matter how I communicated... I finally told him.. Go find someone else to teach you then come back and try it again... Yes.. Perhaps why I'm single. You know what they say though... With some.. You buy them books, you send them to school. What do they do? Stand on the books and f**k the mule. He NEVER got it! Gentleman please listen when she tells you "right there".. Too rough.. And ladies.. I have found in all areas of life.. If you don't ask, and don't tell.. It will never get any better. Let him know. Originally Posted by katee
This another great response. Attention you should pay !
pyramider's Avatar
Chewing gets a response every time.
chicagoboy's Avatar
Down on Bellaire Blvd., you eat pussy with chopsticks, and soy sauce.
5T3V3's Avatar
  • 5T3V3
  • 05-14-2015, 03:15 PM
Agreed... I remember when I was married eons ago... I couldn't get my husband to understand how I liked it, no matter how I communicated... I finally told him.. Go find someone else to teach you then come back and try it again... Yes.. Perhaps why I'm single. You know what they say though... With some.. You buy them books, you send them to school. What do they do? Stand on the books and f**k the mule. He NEVER got it! Gentleman please listen when she tells you "right there".. Too rough.. And ladies.. I have found in all areas of life.. If you don't ask, and don't tell.. It will never get any better. Let him know. Originally Posted by katee
I do hear and understand you ... it still makes me wonder if the layout of the pussy might have something to do with the technique preferred. a long hooded clit versus and short hooded clit might be more sensitive. How close the clit is to the entrance of the vagina might enjoy more finger stimulation versus tongue. How sensitive the exterior might be is it related to whether of not there is excess skin hanging out? I seem to find that the smaller the breasts the more pressure they seem to like on the whole breast and nipples, so even to the point that I feel like I might be hurting them, but they keep saying harder, harder. Of course nothing is 100% and you always find exceptions, but it does seem to hold true more often then not. I have seen porn guys grab the flaps and pull them out before they go to town, but never found a woman that really liked that, so I assume it was more for camera shot then pleasure. And, I have never found a woman that liked the power finger fuck you see in porn they always seem to like much gentler contact.

Down on Bellaire Blvd., you eat pussy with chopsticks, and soy sauce. Originally Posted by chicagoboy
I know you are joking, but seriously I have tried whip cream and fruity gels (not a fan) and I love Asian food ... your soy sauce idea really sounds tasty to me. Can you tell I am drooling to try it here?

on a side note ... maybe I worded this wrong ... I am really NOT wanting you to teach me how to eat pussy in general ... what I was looking for was more of a detailed description of how you personally like yours to be eaten. Like something I could refer to before a meeting, so I go in knowing what you like and what turns you in particular on. Does that make a difference as to how you would answer?