Providers pooping when they show up. (Seriously)

I am batting 1000 for 2021...

4 business trips to 4 very different cities, each time on the last day I hire a provider for an outcall to unwind before flying home.

Provider 1 - Shows up extremely late for appt, kept giving excuses via txt, asks to use the bathroom to freshen up. Literally slams toilet seat and tuba blasts without even turning fan on. At least she jumped in shower for a minute rinse before coming out and acting like nothing happened..

Prov 2 - Says upfront she will need to use my shower. Im cool with that. Gets to room, and just says excuse me with a smile, and darts into restroom. Left a huge skid mark in the bowl. Sink ran long enough to wash hands. I just let the bbbj be the whole visit and sent her on her way after 10 minutes...

Prov 3 - After the session, she is in the bathroom for a half hour with fart sucker running. Guess the memes were fire for a sit down. Glad I didn't have to go to work or catch a flight.

Prov 4 was the kicker. I actually set the session up, and she kept making excuses for why she wasn't there yet 3 hrs later. I gave up told her to forget it, and just tugged it. This was at midnight. At 5:40am, theres a knock on my room. WTH? Gorgeous little spinner at my door I told never mind earlier.

I let her in anyway, completely weirded out though. It took a minute to sort that out, she claimed to be confused about me cancelling etc, and against better judgement let her talk me into a session since she had showed up. I suspect she just has a "problem" and this was a "scam" shed pulled a few times to make up for a lost clients from her dragging the evening out and getting told never mind too much. A co worker was staying across the hall, so I certainly didn't want her making a scene.

She asks to use bathroom, and literally sits down and starts grunting a little with the door open like were married!!! I shut the door and flipped TV on. 10-15 minutes later she comes out after only flushing toilet. No washing hands or ass! I didn't even feel bad telling her Im not paying or playing until you get a shower! She takes a 10 minute sauna shower then. After session, she asked if she could sleep in my room for a couple hours too. I said hell no and booted her right out. 3 hrs later when I went to the rental car to leave, she was PASSED OUT in hotel parking lot in her car asleep!

I must have a sign on my forehead that says "Safe to poop around" lol

At least yours are showing up! Lol! The last four outcalls I have tried to schedule have been no shows.

Forrest said it, __it Happens!

Its not because i picked winners lol.. ive had similar issues, and a couple of the providers above were 3rd/4th down the list because of the no shows earlier.

On outcalls, i no longer give rm number up front. I tell them to call or txt when 10 min away, and if they give me any excuses or start missing appt times, im already calling another provider.

It shouldnt be this hard to give someone $200-$400 for an hour of fun.

From my experience, A lot of these women got into providing because they have no other skills, have bad habits and a lot of them are homeless

You guys (I'll leave myself out) don't mind spending 300-400 for a good hour, this is where the worlds collide, the hobby is mostly a rich man's sport, sad to see nothing but amateurs demanding pro rates

I recently started thinking (WTF am I doing) like I wouldn't take anyone like this serious besides the quick good busting good time, maybe I need to run into a real professional that has her stuff together

I recently started thinking (WTF am I doing) like I wouldn't take anyone like this serious Originally Posted by BLM69

I got into the hobby around 2008, with similar situations as now. Too many jobs not enough people to fill those jobs. Within one year there were lines out out the door at job Fairs with unemployed taking any job they could.

In 2009 it was a Smogasbord for us hobbiests who had $$. Rates plumited and women who would of never been providers suddenly found themselves providers to make ends meet. I remember one provider I saw regularly, she was married before the great recession she was a newly stay at home mom, her husband worked a 9-5 job, and was home every evening. After great recession, her husband worked three different jobs and was never home and she provided on the side behind her husband back to make ends meet. I still keep in touch with her.

Iwhile I hope I never see those days again, I have completely stopped seeing any new providers and refuse to pay a overscale rate higher than competent attorney rate.

I think you need to adjust your profile, and delete the part where it says '' sexual interests.. Scat play'', LOL

Everyone poops

A story by 213674

Not your childrens book

I dont mean to laugh LOL but I could never do that in someone else room, or in my own if it were incall.... these ladies sound shitty

Its not because i picked winners lol.. ive had similar issues, and a couple of the providers above were 3rd/4th down the list because of the no shows earlier.

On outcalls, i no longer give rm number up front. I tell them to call or txt when 10 min away, and if they give me any excuses or start missing appt times, im already calling another provider.

It shouldnt be this hard to give someone $200-$400 for an hour of fun. Originally Posted by 213674

Amen to this...I don't get how so many providers miss out on easy money. I want to smash so come and get this cash!

Wow. I've had bad sessions, but never this bad.

Can you rig the toilet to not work and say it doesn't work before they arrive so they're forced to shit somewhere else?

If you're in a luxury hotel this may be harder to pull off.

The experiences of 213674 are over the top and nobody I know likes to have the shitter stunk up but I think a little slack should be cut. I would much rather have my playmate take a shit, clean up and have a relaxed and fun session instead of her thinking about how bad she needs to shit and having it be a distraction during the session. These women are people who have the same bodily functions as anybody else, when you gotta go you gotta go.

The experiences of 213674 are over the top and nobody I know likes to have the shitter stunk up but I think a little slack should be cut. I would much rather have my playmate take a shit, clean up and have a relaxed and fun session instead of her thinking about how bad she needs to shit and having it be a distraction during the session. These women are people who have the same bodily functions as anybody else, when you gotta go you gotta go. Originally Posted by phompee

I can only laugh about it now.. The first time was just weird BUT as it kept happening, I mean what do you do? And you make a valid point. If Im at work and need to take a shit real bad, Id literally quit my job or burn the building down if it meant I could shit a second sooner... I damn sure wouldn't do whatever task I had at the moment with any efficiency or quality..

I think you need to adjust your profile, and delete the part where it says '' sexual interests.. Scat play'', LOL Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Im really beginning to think I had checked the wrong box somewhere - See my post below, the streak has been broken..