Coffin

At a funeral, a heart shaped coffin was made for a cardiologist. A doctor started laughing. When asked what was so funny, the doctor replied, "Im thinking of my funeral...I'm a gynecologist"

Better to be at a gynecologist's funeral with a related coffin to the profession than a proctologist's! (<-----spell check says protologist is wrong, but dictionary.com says it's right...Is Eccie's spell check wrong?)