My hot, young neighbor goes to the gym after work, and sometimes I see her come home in her workout clothes. She is so beautiful. Today, I heard her go into her apartment. Then a few minutes later there was a knock at my door.
"Hey, KC, how are you doing? I just had a really stressful day at work, and all the gym did was make me super horny. I really need to blow off some steam. I want to go out, get drunk, have a good time, and then fuck all night long. You have any plans tonight?"
"Nope, I'm free. No plans at all!", I replied.
"Great!" she said. "In that case, can you watch my dog?"
MAN, I HATE GETTING OLD.
(I'm glad that I have the contact info of some of ECCIE's finest ladies, though!)