The Bear

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What did one Polar BEAR say to the other Polar Bear?

Its fucking cold out here...
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I heard this as a slightly longer version:

A baby polar bear asked his mother one day "Mommy, am I a real polar bear?"
"Of course!" Said the momma bear. "I am polar bear, and your daddy is a polar bear. So you are a real polar bear."
"How do you and daddy know that you are real polar bears?"
"Well, My mommy and daddy (your grandparents) are both polar bears. And daddy's parents are both polar bears, too. So you are definitely a real polar bear."
"But, how do we know that grandma and grandpa were really..."
The momma bear cut him off "We just know. I promise that you are a 100% full-blooded polar bear. Why are you asking me all these questions?"

The baby bear responded, "Because I'm fucking freezing!"