Okay,so it's sorta sick,but super funny...I mean come on, she DID buy him new jeans..lol

LMAO! Fuck it!

Lmao.

What happens in Russia, stays in Russia.... well I hope it does anyways. Some crazy fuckers over there. Lol

that is so crazy!!

Now that's what I call in-store security...

I dont find the "sorta sick" part =P

All this story is missing is a "Zed" reference and maybe a "Gimp" reference as well. Still ABQ LMAO! And that is saying something after what happened to me in Vegas.