Only
in America , do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buycigarettes at the front.
Only
in America , do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only
in America ,do banks leave
vault doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
Only
in America ,do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
Only
in America ,do we buy hot dogs
in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only
in America ,do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER
Why...
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why
can't womenput on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
I like this one!
If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If
flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?
flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?
