There was a terrible accident at a convent and three nuns were killed. They go to heaven and St Peter greets them at the gate telling them, "Welcome! Of course you know that there's a test to get into heaven, but you sisters shouldn't have any trouble. Who wants to go first?"
The first nun steps up and St Peter says, "OK, your question is: Who was the first man?" The nun replies, "Oh, that's an easy one! That was Adam!"
And there's singing, and the gates swing open, and she's ushered into heaven.
The next nun steps up and St Peter says, "OK, your question is: Who was the first woman?" The nun replies, "Oh, that's an easy one! That was Eve!"
And there's singing, and the gates swing open, and she's ushered into heaven.
The third nun steps up and St Peter say, "OK, your question is: What were Eve's first words?" The nun frowns and says, "Oooo, that's a hard one!"
And there's singing, and the gates swing open, and she's ushered into heaven.