Your fine is.....

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borrowed this from KK in comedy section




This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
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Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on ur post as: "My Fine Is..."
I don't have an exact number for you, SNL...

But let's just say that I won't be capable of paying up until I win the lottery.
Is it $20 for each Puerto Rican? Or just the one time fine?
MrHappy4u's Avatar
I don't have an exact number for you, SNL...
Originally Posted by Ginger Doll
Is it $20 for each Puerto Rican? Or just the one time fine? Originally Posted by megustalatina
Ok, you two, get the calculator out. Meg, I was going to make the comment that it's good SNL isn't going to tab you for multiple violations of the same line item.

My fine is $705.60. The check is in the mail. (If you believe that, I have a complete list of lies for you )
TechOne's Avatar
And with the political season just ended, there is no way to google for a list of such and not get all the articles on Obama and Romney...
Lmao… If it’s a one time violation on the Puerto Ricans I currently stand at $730.60.
If it’s multiple violations of the same line items….. I’m purely screwed and will most likely have to take out a bank loan to see me through this one.
P.S. I see that you have also pissed in a swimming pool & kissed a girl who's name you didn't know...lol
Ok, you two, get the calculator out. Meg, I was going to make the comment that it's good SNL isn't going to tab you for multiple violations of the same line item.
My fine is $705.60. The check is in the mail. (If you believe that, I have a complete list of lies for you)

Originally Posted by MrHappy4u
Ain't that the truth!
And with the political season just ended, there is no way to google for a list of such and not get all the articles on Obama and Romney... Originally Posted by giteneny
Lmao… If it’s a one time violation on the Puerto Ricans I currently stand at $730.60.
If it’s multiple violations of the same line items….. I’m purely screwed and will most likely have to take out a bank loan to see me through this one. Originally Posted by megustalatina
Hey Megusta, I'll share my winning lottery ticket with you... If it's a large enough jackpot, it ought to be able to pay both of our fines. But that's a big "if."
I did not see "performed oral sex on your probation officer so he/she would not tell your social worker you had not been sending your children to school."
Oh,yes, and don't forget, "cross-dressed for money."
I'm doing a little research for the first wife,
WTF is this Chan?????????????
I did not see "performed oral sex on your probation officer so he/she would not tell your social worker you had not been sending your children to school."
Oh,yes, and don't forget, "cross-dressed for money."
I'm doing a little research for the first wife, Originally Posted by Mr.Chan
A joke.
MrHappy4u's Avatar
Fortunately there was no fine for getting creative with all the wine corks . . .
biomed1's Avatar
Well, apparently by comparison I'm a choir boy...

My fine is $375.60.

Be Careful & Enjoy!

Biomed1
$795.60. Should I be embarrassed or proud?
$795.60. Should I be embarrassed or proud? Originally Posted by jim1995
This is one place we can all rejoice in our delinquency. Be proud. I know I am.
biomed1's Avatar
This is one place we can all rejoice in our delinquency. Be proud. I know I am. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll
Delinquency or Debauchery?

Be Careful & Enjoy!

Biomed1