Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
- Marilynmilf
- 09-14-2012, 02:58 PM
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
- Sweet N Little
- 09-14-2012, 04:30 PM
LOL Marilyn!!
Why You Shouldn't Drink Too Much...
Why You Shouldn't Drink Too Much...
- tia travels
- 09-14-2012, 08:04 PM
Check out this forum for folks who like to drink:
http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/
http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/
- RudeDog777
- 09-15-2012, 12:03 AM
