The Biden Administration's Top 10 Accomplishments Of 2023

Flair4Drama's Avatar
Thanks Babylon Bee.....

1 Reduced obesity in America by making food unaffordable: So simple.

2 Cleaned up all the cocaine bags someone was leaving around the White House: Decency restored!

3 Kept American hostages safe from junk fees during their stay with Hamas: Not one single junk fee!

4 Set all-time record for people illegally streaming into the U.S.: Because he's the most popular President ever. Numbers don't lie.

5 Raised dementia awareness by 400%: Also, sandbag awareness.

6 Created record numbers of new billionaires: They're all in Ukraine, but still.

7 Promoted transparency by releasing several "Behind-the-Scenes" videos from Capitol staffers: Campaign promise, delivered.

8 Saved democracy by arresting political opponents and not allowing people to vote for anyone else: Thanks, Joe!

9 Set new record by spending 40% of time on vacation: Finally giving Delaware Beach the attention it so richly deserves.

10 Heroically stayed alive to save America from a Kamala Harris Presidency: We salute you, Mr. Biden!
rooster's Avatar
With 60 seconds of effort....one could post a "Top 10" of the equally ineffective "accomplishments" of the GOP also....

But they ain't worth even spending 60 seconds...

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offshoredrilling's Avatar
With 60 seconds of effort....one could post a "Top 10" of the equally ineffective "accomplishments" of the GOP also....

But they ain't worth even spending 60 seconds...

. Originally Posted by rooster
the Whig party going ta do it again ????




JONBALLS's Avatar
Most votes EVER


even beat barry hussein


believe it that


smelly senile petti ole fuck did it