Perhap better grammar lessons.

A recent post from a provider on here.

"to do something better I want to learn and go in a different direction ! This is my life & I want and need more !! I won't be online anymore unless you are you just trying to better me along have benefits that are mutual ! If your looking for something more reliable , fun, and still discrete, I am only looking for affluent gentleman to help me along better decision making along with a life time friends !"


I think this is an ad for a sugar daddy or a threat but really hard to tell. The proliferation of texting, twitter and the general dumbing down of language on here is something well something I would expect to find on sipsap.
Not sure why affluent gentlemen should have better decision making judgement is beyond me....oh yeah Wall Street go bailed out and I did not.
Duh sorry my mistake.


"How do you spell love MONEY" The Fabulous Thunderbirds


much better band to tour with than "throbbing gristle"

All I can say is wow. Do they still have schools?

Gentlemen, I have a hobby translator that you feed a hobby posting into and it spits out the real meaning of the post. Here's what I got from both of your posts

"HEY YOU KIDS.........GET OFF MY LAWN!"

The truth of the matter is that this business is frequently selected as a vocation by ladies who would otherwise not be able to achieve the kind of lifestyle it provides. While it is true that they could benefit from a copy writer, eloquence is not a requirement in the bedroom. If it were, women would be paying ME.

I think it is ok to laugh good-naturedly at some of the sillier mistakes that pop up at times, and we should be thankful for some of the more erudite female participants on this site. ( I'm deeply in love with Tiffany Jameson's brain, and Ms Elena holds her own quite well in our neighborhood) However, expecting our ASPs to be the next reincarnation of Taylor Caldwell or Ursula K LeGuin is a bit unfair.

<loves Ursula LeGuin's "Lathe of Heaven" - I do need to say that my wive teaches freshman college comp. Some of the assignments she gets, she hands to me to read. I am amazed that someone can get to college and they cannot write a coherent sentence. I do not expect anyone here to do any better. Somewhere along the line schools have just decided that some folks just need to keep moving along even though they have not mastered the basics. It is only partially their failure.

Can I point out the grammatical/spelling errors and typos from those posts that are being critical?

Or do I just let those pass...

Exactly, Smooth. There is nothing more humorous than someone pointing out grammatical/typographic errors in a post filled with the same.

I've texted several times with the provider in question, and she is a smart gal and can definitely communicate in an effective manner.

Go ahead Smooth Sailing - that would just rip open a real hornets nest...

HeYY PlaYa, WuTT iz U GUyss TaLkiNN ABout ahh doN'ttt C nAhh TyPoss

PearL DAAAA GUurl AloNe $he CUD beeNN uSINN hUR PhOnE An' DEayYY CayN b HarDDDDD 2 C EVerYThInn U Typee AN' If UUU Us voICe TeXt Izz alwaysss $cReWed uhP

Translated:
Leave the girl alone she could have been using her phone and they can be hard to see everything you type and if you use voice text its always screwed up

Exactly, Smooth. There is nothing more humorous than someone pointing out grammatical/typographic errors in a post filled with the same.

I've texted several times with the provider in question, and she is a smart gal and can definitely communicate in an effective manner. Originally Posted by Funinomaha

Glad you caught the same thing I did. And despite the fact that Wall Street "go" bailed out, and the fact my "wive" is not an English teacher, I can see the great irony in this thread.

Sorry, I couldn't help poking that bear.

My "wife" is an English Prof - I am, on the other hand, not. BTW, I do not have spell check on my smart phone and do not have extensive time to proofread while looking at ECCIE at work. BTW - How did I criticize her?

Smooth, how could you miss the typo in the thread subject line?!

Smooth, how could you miss the typo in the thread subject line?! Originally Posted by Funinomaha

"Perhap" I was thinking of my favorite typo: DDD

I'm embarrassed. I guess Ms Lady Y will have to spank me now.

PearL DAAAA GUurl AloNe $he CUD beeNN uSINN hUR PhOnE An' DEayYY CayN b HarDDDDD 2 C EVerYThInn U Typee AN' If UUU Us voICe TeXt Izz alwaysss $cReWed uhP

Translated:
Leave the girl alone she could have been using her phone and they can be hard to see everything you type and if you use voice text its always screwed up Originally Posted by Ms.Lady Y

Lady Y, you slay me.....

Well at least I have stimulated something? Lets see did I dot all my t's and cross all my i's, no no that's not it, damn this is getting confusing.
I guess I will just have to head for the stimulation then. No No that's head stimulation...argh....
Where is Nash???

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