The best hiding place for condoms

I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again… If a single one of my posts ever save one of you from needing a divorce attorney, then it’s all been worthwhile. I was recently reading a review thread in which a couple of mongers were discussing where to hide the remaining condoms after visiting a provider. I’ve heard it all multiple times over the years…small compartments in cars, office drawers, in the workshop, etc.
Gentlemen… The absolute best place to hide your remaining unused condoms is on the provider’s nightstand when you leave. You will be safe, and she will appreciate it as well. If she absolutely does not want them, find the nearest garbage can and throw them the fuck out.
It amazes me when I think about - given what we pay to visit a provider - That anyone would risk their wife finding their stash to save what? The remaining two condoms? About five bucks worth?! I’m dropping 150 a month, some of you folks are dropping $400 a fucking week… and we’re worried about throwing out five bucks? For all that money we spend on this hobby, for all the extra gas to go to scoharie to see the curvy brunette (she’s on my list!!), The extra cash to get a cheap motel room when your fave cannot host, for all the times we lied to our spouse about where we’re going, and pray she doesn’t check the GPS on our phone, for all the times we lied to our boss about a doctor appointment so we can sneak away for a couple hours because busty baby girl is back in town (high on my list!!!!), For all the efforts we go through to not get caught, and to save five dollars we’re going to bring hard and indisputable evidence of infidelity home with us, and store it? That’s just crazy to me.
Food for thought

Snood is absolutely correct gentlemen..............you can't do ALL your thinking with your little head!

Preach brother!!!!

Amen!

Not like snooping isn't in the female DNA, just hang it from your rear view mirror with the cum in it so she can't miss it or do as the OP said!

just hang it from your rear view mirror with the cum in it so she can't miss it



BRILLIANT ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT lol

Hide it with the Viagra.

Excellent post! I’m so glad I’m single lol

just hang it from your rear view mirror with the cum in it so she can't miss it



BRILLIANT ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT lol Originally Posted by soldierboy44

My ex wife didn't find my sense of humor so amusing, but seeing what she looks like since the divorce all I can say is any man that would fuck her is too lazy to jerk off. Not my monkey, not my circus any longer

Just put them in her pocketbook! Should make for a fun time!

Isn’t this just common sense?

Guy's to each their own... I happen to know my S O is never in my vehicle without me there. It's never around when I'm not. She has no opportunity to search if she wanted...I'm not hiding 10 boxes of 50 covers, 2 or 3 single covers mixed in with some odd stuff that would be of no interest to her to look through. If she was snooping around looking for evidence the jig would probably be up already..Besides there are times we all play on short notice and don't have time to run to the drug store...Again to each their own.there are far more ways to get caught,Phone gps, E-Z pass acct, running into someone you know, vehicle accident, ticket ,debit card use for cash.Those things are harder to explain than 2 covers mixed in a grab bag of goodies from a planned parenthood golf tournament........But solid advice anyway....

Do you guys send pics for screens? Kinda worries me too.