The woman claimed that she had become pregnant watching a 3D PORNO MOVIE.
The Child's father, Erik Johnson a solider had been away fir a year serving in Iraq. When on his return found his wife had a black baby at home.
His wife Jennifer, 38 years old told him the baby had been conceived while she had been watching a 3D PORNO FILM.
“ I see no reason not to believe her as these 3D films are VERY LIFELIKE”, Erik commented. “ With technology like it is today, Anything is possible”.
The child who claimed looked “just like the Black Male Lead Actor”, Erik registered the baby as his.
Jennifer stated that a month after going to see the film with her Girlfriends in New York, had learned that she had become pregnant.
“ I am going to sure the Cinema and the producers of the film for damages”. Stated Jennifer. “Luckily, my husband believes me, this could have wrecked my marriage”!
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