But more recent events on our dear board have me wondering about other tests that might be needed. Most notably "ARE YOU GAY" tests...
So, combining my semi-brilliant mind, with the wonders of medicine, I have designed & applied for a patent, on the new "TOYZ APPROVED AM I GAY" test kit!
Don't wonder anymore...now you can KNOW! Ask yourself these questions...
1). Have you ever gotten semi wood watching a Sean Connery movie & wondered "AM I GAY?" The answer is NO! It is NOT gay if you ever got a bit of a rumbling watching Sir Sean! Nothing at all gay about it
2) Have you ever gotten semi wood watching Richard Simmons do aerobics? "FUCK YES YOU ARE GAY! DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON MY TEST, YOU DON'T NEED IT!! Go immediately & buy yourself that silky underwear you've always wanted and quit trying to be something you are not!
Now...here are a couple of other tests to see if you are indeed a potential or probably rump ranger...
When you look at this picture, do you get wood?
Good...you are NOT GAY...You should get wood looking at this picture!!!
Test #2....do you get wood looking at THIS PICTURE?
Perfect! Again, you SHOULD GET WOOD LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE!!
Okay...good so far....now, do you get wood looking at this picture?
You sad mother fucker, you are GAY!!! THIS IS A FUCKING GUY! DO NOT SLIP YOUR TONGUE IN HIS MOUTH, HE IS A DUDE!
Allright...so far, so good...you should should have a good idea if you are gay or not by now...lets try another, shall we?
Do you get wood looking at THIS picture?
Hmmmm...well....this doesn't prove if you are gay or not, but HIDE YOUR WATCH!! NOW!! HIDE IT AND THANK ME LATER!
If you are still unsure & want to know for 100% IF YOU ARE GAY OR NOT...send me $250 in unmarked bills and I will forward the rest of the "TOYZ AM I GAY AS SHIT, KIT?".....
