First time advice... Anyone? ;)

So as I see a bunch of ladies have already asked for input as far as what areas to stay in Bloomington/Minnesota area..
But what about specific hotels that arean't too nosey or to friendly with local LE?

Feel free to message me any info.

I'm thinking of making my first trip to town this next week before I eat my whole heart out on Thanksgiving! LOL.

Also what's the weather like? Best eateries? Any cool stripclubs? Normal touristy stuff?

I def am peeping out the Mall of America!