The title of this thread made me giggle.... you and your coc nut oil
Coconut oil can be bought at the grocery store. its solid up to 72 degrees, but turns to liquid between 72 and 76. Or you can pick some up at a massage supply shop.
I use coconut oil on my hair. It's great for women of color who are going natural, lol seriously though...
but, I get mine at walmart for 10 bucks ... its pure .
Johoba Oil, can soak in to the body after several hours, which won't leave you feeling greesy all day long, and it washes off easily in the shower with soap, bodywash, or shampoo. It is very light and doesn't sour/stain your clothing/sheets (comes out easier in the washing machine as long as you don't let it sit for a long time - like days in the hamper days..). I've read that is as is close to your natrual body oils as you can find on the market. Best place to buy it is online in the gallon jugs. It last for years before it will go bad. And it is perfect for massage, since it has a great consistancy, and no smell!