I want to make sweet love to a woman with no legs. And I mean no legs. Not ones that are partially amputated. I want to prop it up on a pillow and go at it. I want to lick it and then stick it I would not want to do Greek. Missionary for sure.
Maybe I could have her lay face down and I grab her by the hips and drag her off the end of the bed and lift her up and do it from behind. Call that a "Legless Doggie"
Or maybe in a sex swing?
If she was in shape and good looking, and she had no legs...
1. I would
2. I would but only if you can guarantee no one would find out
3. No
4. Maybe
5. None of the above