A long time ago, in Hookerville, a lady posted "it's me or it's free" and since then, no one ever, never, ever collected a free session because all the photos in Hookerville are 100% real, all the time. (well, they ARE real photos so, that's true)
Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
"It's me or it's free" is my least favorite line in a fucktard ad, makes me want to choke on my own vomit*. Yeah, right, when Rosie O'Donnell opens the door at room 666 I'm gonna say hey bitch where's the underwear model in your ad, gimme a free BJ. No. I never respond to an ad that contains this kind of blatant declaration that it was written by a lying bitch ('s pimp).
*This is better than choking on someone else's vomit. Trust me on this.