10 Best Reviews Ever Written?

  • pxmcc
  • 02-24-2017, 07:06 PM
Please include links.

-National ok too but we'll rank em separately.

Rules:
-Stay on topic
-No ad hominem attacks
-No thread hijacks
-Reviewers may not nominate their own reviews

Any rules (above) violation will be RTMed

Thx guys n gals!
TryWeakly's Avatar
Nevermind.
Chung Tran's Avatar
at the risk of tooting my own horn.., damn near all of My Houston reviews have been great.. going back to I-10 Melissa (and her Sister), and including Granny Good Tits last year.. my deleted review from M&N Spa may have been my best review period!
  • pxmcc
  • 02-24-2017, 10:18 PM
at the risk of tooting my own horn.., damn near all of My Houston reviews have been great.. going back to I-10 Melissa (and her Sister), and including Granny Good Tits last year.. my deleted review from M&N Spa may have been my best review period! Originally Posted by Chung Tran
You can't nominate your own reviews sir, sorry.
  • pxmcc
  • 02-24-2017, 10:42 PM
Nevermind. Originally Posted by TryWeakly
^^
Remember what your Mom used to say, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." ha ha
TryWeakly's Avatar
^^
Remember what your Mom used to say, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." ha ha Originally Posted by pxmcc
Well in this case I decided to be nice for once.. and you added "ad hominem" so i decided to play nice. Just waiting on the fart checker to show up....
  • pxmcc
  • 02-24-2017, 11:44 PM
Well in this case I decided to be nice for once.. and you added "ad hominem" so i decided to play nice. Just waiting on the fart checker to show up.... Originally Posted by TryWeakly
He has to play by the same rules. If he insults you, Ima hit RTM. No worries.
  • pxmcc
  • 02-24-2017, 11:48 PM
Some of my favorite reviewers: Spice, Jungle Monkey. Skittlez and Charhold right up there too. I give Slick Rick honorable mention for being a pack leader. But I like a good story too. Pics/vids alone dont make my all time list, without more.
Sarunga's Avatar
I will nominate this for the best ever:
https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=37228

And for second best:
https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=313078

Third best:
https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=365083

Fourth best:
https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=374396

Fifth best:
https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=746006

I highly doubt you will find better reviews than these on this board.
Sistine Chapel's Avatar
https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1926564 Originally Posted by TryWeakly
Hey bro...I FIFY since that was your original choice. So why did you nominate my strip club review and then immediately delete it? ;-) I nominate it too it was an awesome review.
Sistine Chapel's Avatar
Well in this case I decided to be nice for once.. and you added "ad hominem" so i decided to play nice. Just waiting on the fart checker to show up.... Originally Posted by TryWeakly
Actually you fucked up is what you did. So you deleted your original nomination and comments because it exposed the fact you're emotionally connected to the provider in my strip club review. Now go figure out how I know that. ;-)
Sistine Chapel's Avatar
He has to play by the same rules. If he insults you, Ima hit RTM. No worries. Originally Posted by pxmcc
Here's an insult you can RTM. I nominate all of your reviews as my favorite.
TryWeakly's Avatar
Oh girl, here we go again.

1) why didnt you post ALL of what I posted?

2) you've had it on your clipboard since 9PM? Stalker.

3) it was only up there for MAYBE 2 minute2 before I changed it pursuant to my subsequent post regarding "ad hominem" < i bet you had to look that up.

4) since OP placed "ad hominem", my original two posts wouldnt be following the rules now would it

5) since #3, that means YOU are trolling ME again and that means I have played you again and STILL IN your teeny head.

6) i am still waiting to hear why you think you coukd oossibly be smarter than me.

..and...

7) I was testing you to see if you were watching, yep I did it again Chula


OP, sorry SissyStain hijacked your thread.
TryWeakly's Avatar
Actually you fucked up is what you did. So you deleted your original nomination and comments because it exposed the fact you're emotionally connected to the provider in my strip club review. Now go figure out how I know that. ;-) Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel


I have no idea, because I dont know who that dude is.

I never fuck up when it comes to you chula. Everything is calculated because you are easy.

Sistine Chapel's Avatar
So what did you like most about my strip club review? And I appreciate the swift response this AM. Man you don't sleep. Lol