Traffic

What is up with the traffic down here? Noon rush doesn't seem to wane at all, and then by 2PM the roads are just ridiculous. I haven't seen traffic this bad since Jacksonville, FL. Don't even get me started on the jackasses who don't yield to the ramp. I wasn't expecting this, I thought Corpus was on the small side to have traffic woes.
Hunter 510's Avatar
it's the first of the month, everybody here got their food stamps....this is always THE worst day to go to the grocery store.....
That.guy001's Avatar
Haha! That is messed up! Funny...and true...but still messed up.
ccsugardaddy's Avatar
Emily,I volunteer to be your driver.Can we drive in the back seat together?Anyway any time you need a tour guide just hollar!!!!!!!!!!
CCSD, at this strip club in SA there's a DJ that plays this skit called "My dick is so big". A riot. One of them is, "My dick is so big, I have to sit in the back seat to reach the steering wheel."

My dick is so big, it contributed $60,000 to the DNC.

My dick is so big, it's in the other room making us drinks.

My dick is so big, I could use it as a necktie if I weren't afraid I'd strangle every time I got a hard-on.

My dick is so big, it's on coasters.

My dick is so big, it has its own cell phone and gets more calls than I do.

Can't remember any more of them right now. Gawd, I laughed so hard when I heard it.
ccsugardaddy's Avatar
That is funny as shit,that's one big dick for sure!!!!!!!!