Yes, this is mostly a joke, however...
Date: 09/14
Place: Illegal Pete's outdoor patio around 1pm
You: Cute, mid 20's short black top and shorts, sipping on a drink, smoking, large handbag with changes of clothes spilling out, just playing on your phone as if waiting for an appointment. Lots of tattoos. What caught my eye was an arm tat of the state I live in.
Me: Frequent visitor to Denver for business. Late 30's, short hair, wearing bright green running t-shirt with the name of a city in the state on your arm tat.
Stereotyping based on appearances, I know, but you were kinda putting off that provider vibe. I was going to say hi after I finished shoving that enormous burrito down my face, just simple talk like "oh, are you from that state too?" I didn't want to come across as flirting or creepy, just casual. But you picked up and left without warning.
Anyways, if my hunch was correct, I'm interested in hanging out next time I'm in town.