My unforunate day.

I'm sitting here with a painful set of blue ball sulking in the misery of not having any fun today. Everything started off great. I thought I had a sure fire date set up with a hottie I've seen before. Just to get the juices flowing, I went for an early morning run and then back home to shower and trim up around my junior member in anticipation of what was to come. Then things fell apart. I got an e-mail from the hottie I was going to see. She needed some info from me. I replied for her to call or text. I never did receive the call or text, and it didn't dawn on me to check my e-mail again. Well, she thought my not responding to her e-mail meant I was no longer interested in seeing her today. We were finally able to connect, but we both mutually decided the timeframe would be too rushed, so we postponed our date. Not to be deterred, I had a plan B. I was hoping to see a new girl in my area. She usually starts seeing guys late in the morning, but when I reached out to her, she was unavailable until later in the day which of course didn't fit my plans. Oh well on to plan C. This is a girl that is a good time IF you can get in contact with here. Well, I was able to contact her, BUT she informed me that she was unable to see me as well. I went from having an all-but for sure homerun to striking out. Oh well.

Sorry to hear about your woes, but there is a moral to this story, buddy.

. . . Check your fucking email!

Sorry to hear about your woes, but there is a moral to this story, buddy.

. . . Check your fucking email!

Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

What wonderful advice!!!

I could not stop LMFAO

Cpal,

Sounds like you need to get a smart phone, that way your getting those emails. Wow you had a plan C, sounds like you needed some TLC. Hopefully things get better.

Rrabbit6926

Well you win some and you lose some. Just order you a pizza and have a couple beers and watch some porn.

You can order yourself a pizza and get it delivered by one of the pizza delivery gal strippers who happens to offer a bbbj or even FS for just a bit extra

Sorry about that Cpalm, should have gone to plan D...phone sex, its the next best thing to being there lol

Porn and lube make good alternate plans.