NEATO! The article says that company makes NINETY FIVE different condom sizes for a PERFECT FIT!
I wonder what size I am? I'm hung like
Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus!!
FWIW ... it's said that Julius Caesar was stabbed to death at the foot of this very statue. His last view of the planet before he departed was probably that of Pompey's Tiny Todger. What kind of death is that for a conqueror? Shit man - stabbed by the entire Senate dozens of times ... they're all laughing at you ... and you look up, just as the lights go out, and there is the man who was your greatest rival towering over you with "Lil Chubby".
That is no way to die folks.
Also - NO WAY the real Pompey was this "buff" ... so the artist who made the statue certainly went out of his way to make Pompey look "swole".
So why didn't he do the guy a good turn and add a couple of inches to his pork sword also?
In fact - you could say that Pompey was CERTAINLY bigger than this (come on - they called him "MAGNUS"!!) ... so the artist actually sliced some size from his jimmy.
Mystery.