hmm, a new way to advertise greek sessions?

knotty man's Avatar
it might be just me,
but this probably isnt the best wording to advertise greekhttp://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...63761/10475116
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illuminati's Avatar
I guess she doesn't want to spend money on Metamucil, so why not make a buck by having a guy stick his dick up there to lossen up that stool.
Omfg, that's hilarious! Talk about creative advertising, LOL.
googol^googol's Avatar
Wow. Holy shit. (Possibly literally.) Wow.
FoulRon's Avatar
I like a woman with a sense of humor.


(and low rates)
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 11-06-2014, 03:31 PM
I would hate to be the one that clears the blockage.
Puccipleaser's Avatar
Oh wow! I just got a good laugh! Those rates are good also! $140.....not bad at all. Somebody pay her a visit and if EVERYTHING is as true as she claims then get the OPEC stamp ready for this one. I just don't know if you want to be there first one in the back door.
Scarlet O'Shea's Avatar
This just reminds me of that scene from Zach and Miri Make a Porno where the actress cops to being constipated but says anal will help and then shits all over the cameraman's face.
knotty man's Avatar
I would hate to be the one that clears the blockage. Originally Posted by Toyz
Reminds me of that old joke
...you shouldve seen that monkey trying to put that cork back!!!
Wow now that's funny
KinkyFreedMan's Avatar
Nasty! But honest (?)

Guessing a Kevin Smith fan, too.
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  • Toyz
  • 11-06-2014, 09:02 PM
Reminds me of that old joke
...you shouldve seen that monkey trying to put that cork back!!! Originally Posted by knotty man
~M I S S F I R E~
dam that ain't right toyz, but funny as fuck
This thread is making me feel all