Charge by the inch ....

I went to a paintless dent removal place on Saturday & the guy says ... "We charge by the inch".

I couldn't even keep a straight face.

I just kept thinking how funny it would be if us ladies charged by the inch

Would the standard measurement be with a soft cock or hard cock?

Three sides would be a happy man!

Three sides would be a happy man! Originally Posted by boardman

Three sides would be a happy man! Originally Posted by boardman

Damn skippy, I would be happy. Bring it!!!

I'm sure most providers would only charge you for your 3 inches. The remaining 1/2 inch would be on the house

On several occasions I have suggested to a provider that she should give a modest discount for small equipment and under performance . . . .and we laughed.

I'm for the soft measurement. I'm a grower not a shower.

Lol. Cool post!

I Called a hair salon and they asked me for credit card number..i asked why..they said the have a no call-no show fee!
Then i went to an oil n lube shop and the sign said "lookin for a quickie..pull in here"
Lol

I'm sure most providers would only charge you for your 3 inches. The remaining 1/2 inch would be on the house Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

3 inches? I am not hung like a horse.



I have 1.3" of dangling death.

Oh man tooo funny!!!!
My dad got me a little hoopty car 2 years ago after a wreck.
I went to pick the car up and the back of the car said
escort
It was a little 01 ford escort
So I just giggled a bit like dad how did you know hahaha

Britt..that story and the fact you owned that makes you even MORE hot to me.


Great thread

thanks love!
I must say I felt a bit...
Official lmao

Oh man tooo funny!!!!
My dad got me a little hoopty car 2 years ago after a wreck.
I went to pick the car up and the back of the car said
escort
It was a little 01 ford escort
So I just giggled a bit like dad how did you know hahaha Originally Posted by Brittneyy

Oh man! I can think of a dozen personalized license plates for your "escort", Britt. :-)

Hahaha whats your top 3?
I didn't even think of getting a custom plate too! Lmao!!

Oh man! I can think of a dozen personalized license plates for your "escort", Britt. :-) Originally Posted by bbkid

^^^HOOPTY has got to be up there; a word that I was unfamiliar with until now.