You know you’re a stupid provider / hobbyist when you.......
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You know you’re a stupid provider / hobbyist when you.......Silly Girl might be right... that's a dandy! But for some reason I think she might be able to top it if she was inclined to do so?! You already know the next post if "BOTH" of you agree on the same post... right?
..... eat Mexican food the night before an 8 hour appointment the next day .....
Originally Posted by PAPA JOE
Well, I'll tell you about my very first client. This is equal parts "Ewwww" for both of us!SillyGirl, did I call it or what? Your a good sport! I knew you would top Papa Joe. Blood & Poop beat gas all day long! Your the best!
My first appointment ever and he knew it and was super sweet and relaxed. Spent most of the time BJ/DATY and chatting. Near the end I was suuuuuuuuper horny and asked if I could hop on top and get a quickie. He said sure, I did, it was good and I popped off. To find that in the time between his fingers and my O, I totally got my period. So freaking embarrassed!
Fast forward a month. He shows up at my incall and I tell him right off the bat that I'm so glad he booked with me again even after my ugh.....mess. Now we are messing around again and he likes a little anal stim with fingers during and I was down. Then I pull back for a second and realize there is poo on my finger. And not just a little smear, a big old chunk.
In hindsight it is pretty funny to me, still gross, but funny.However he never did see me again! Originally Posted by SillyGirl
I totally got my period. So freaking embarrassed!
Then I pull back for a second and realize there is poo on my finger. And not just a little smear, a big old chunk. Originally Posted by SillyGirl
I broke the bedpost in a guys mothers bed!
...so when she had to go out of town,she made him wear a chasity belt Originally Posted by DallasRain