Unrequited Love

Dear ManSlut,

Oh, how I've missed you dearly and I hope we can rekindle our romance. After our unforgettable Ebola Experience you have never left my thoughts. I think about you all the time, remembering fondly the memories of our 21-day quarantine together when I helped you remove shards of glass from your rectum, and I lovingly held your hand as you cried in agony during bowel movements. I never judged you for anally inserting that glass jar, I've accepted you for you. My love is unconditional and true, and I have safe-kept the memories we created in an untouchable corner of my heart.

Devastatingly, after the romantic quarantine you requested an emergency temporary restraining order against me, which then resulted in a 1-year no contact order and I also had to remain 500 yards away from you. This broke my heart, but now that we can communicate again, I'm back and want to give our love another shot.

Will you please meet me tomorrow at our spot along Turtle Creek at 6pm? I will be wearing a shearling vest with no pants. We need to consummate our relationship. If Vi and her videographer want to come record our intimate moments to post on PornHub, that's fine. All Eccie members are invited as well to come watch true, passionate lovemaking in action.

Love always,
Mrs. ManSlut

Manslut just wants to take bitches on a boat ride. Like Dexter.

Unrequited Love is the perfect title for this Sweater Puppies...If I am not there at 6 p.m. assume I have filed another restraining order and you will receive notification promptly...If we get married can I make broes (he's so 'jellie' about your Fatal Attraction love for me) and Duthgar (I know how much you love him) my Best Men?

I've never loved you,

Manny

It looks like one of my favorite posters of all time has stumbled into or little world again.

Hell Yea! I love the funny shit. It makes all the stupid that goes on here so much more bearable.




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Manslut just wants to take bitches on a boat ride. Like Dexter. Originally Posted by broes

PRICELESS

Damn, all these threads... He the next DFree?

SmellyCat, SmellyCat
What are they feeding you?
SmellyCat, SmellyCat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
You may not be a bed of roses
And you're no friend of those with noses

SmellyCat, SmellyCat
What are they feeding you?
SmellyCat, SmellyCat
It's not your fault!

Looks like best poster of coed is back

Trolling the coed boards, so what's new??? Lmao

Goodnight Ms Puppies.

Goodnight Ms Puppies.

Originally Posted by Von Spieler

But people like vi get to stay? Lmao

But people like vi get to stay? Lmao Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar

Well of course! Puppies is a danger to the community! Those 4 posts that people just think are funny should in no way be tolerated.

I for one will sleep better tonight knowing we can log in tomorrow and not be scared that Puppies will be messing with people personal lives and putting their livelihoods at risk. Wait, I'm confused.

Unrequited Love is the perfect title for this Sweater Puppies...If I am not there at 6 p.m. assume I have filed another restraining order and you will receive notification promptly...If we get married can I make broes (he's so 'jellie' about your Fatal Attraction love for me) and Duthgar (I know how much you love him) my Best Men?

I've never loved you,

Manny Originally Posted by ManSlut

You didnt have to ask for permission ManSlit. If me, you, and Duthgar are all in the same room I am automatically the best man by default.