QUESTION: Why are cats so scared of cucumbers?
ANSWER: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder caused by repeated sexual abuse. The sudden and unexpected appearance of a "phallus", "stalking" them, is terrifying for them.
CONCLUSION: These cats need to be kept properly medicated, along with years of therapy.
IN LAYMAN'S TERMS: They think the cucumber is a giant green dildo that is about to rape them in the ass!
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