Ladies guide on handling Mongers from the Phar Side

Ladies.. I know its hard to get into doing guys who look and act from the phar side...... so how do you handle them? do you turn them away politely at the door? or just get on with it?

WTF is the phar side?

The Far Side is a single-panel comic created by Gary Larson and syndicated by Chronicle Features and then Universal Press Syndicate, which ran from December 31, 1979, to January 1, 1995. Sorry for the spelling..... I gave it a modern twist and was hoping you old farts would understand..... but I still love you. Most of the ladies are to young, so my post is probably worthless........I've had a few providers tell me some funny stories.

Very Professional would be how I handle it !

Did you mean Pharcyde?