Escort Advice Texas Guys on a budget ?

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Hola
To the seasoned Monterrey Client on a “budget”!
Well maybe budget just means getting highest quality
and quantity escorts while on Punani trip to Monterrey!?
I found this blog that I would appreciate some feedback as Shinblade &
I have a “fishing” trip planned to area……

https://www.escortsofmexico.com/mont...ndent-escorts/

Much of this advice applies anywhere when hiring and “dating” an escort Or even girlfriend or sugar baby!
Best advise is: Manscape & wash your body, junk and ass apply cologne but not on dick as it makes mouth go numb! Treat her like a lady always unless you are trying to date off Fetlife website ( That’s another realm)! Best if plan on Greek to let the Lady know few hours before date for her or Shemale to prep ( Fleet cleanse colon)! Packing Chocolate is sometimes okay just depends on the colon design and tolerance for potentials of brown on sheets & tool! Lol
Anyway hope helps or get some info to us newbies!
Last Mexico Punani I had was at Boys Town Nuevo Lorado 50 years ago! Yes I was 10yrs old and came back with a pain in my penis that the Dr at Tex AM cured with a poker up my urethra and Sulphur drugs!
We had an amazing long weekend break with pretty ladies at $20 and the BBW bbbj at $10 and would pick your pockets as pants on floor!
Yes a beautiful bronze skin hot body teenager took my virginity after we danced in the club! I could speak some Spanish back then enough to understand as she showered with me “grande burro polla” was hopefully pleasing to her!
I probably have a handsome son or two I don’t know somewhere in area! Boys Town is probably cartel property now!
Pm me if private thoughts or secret fishing HOLE best!
Tonguenchick