Lost and found

These are only a couple of things that were left in my loving care, most of the time, unintentionally!



Gents, have you left items at a providers incall?

Ladies, have you found some items? I bet there are some stories from the ladies!
One thing a gent left with me that was kind of scary was a clip of bullets! The hotel I was staying in called me at home and asked if it was MINE! Eeeek!

I left a pair of glasses one time a few years ago. (Just readers). I went back a few minutes later and picked them up. We laughed about it when it happened. I bet it happens all of the time.

I bet the stories when he gets home and has to answer the question of "Where is that watch I bought you for your birthday?" are much better.. lol!

I know huh! If it weren't so darn big, I'd wear it!

Will u hang on to it for me, Ms Clark? I'll get it from ya next visit!!!! Thnx!!!

I once walked out of a provider's room and was half way down the hall when I realized that everything was out of focus - I had left my glasses in her room, and they weren't readers. I went back, retrieved my glasses, and we both had a good laugh.

JaG

I actually had a gent that called me after he got home and told me he found my thongs inside his jeans! He said he burned them on the bbq pit before wifey came home!

I have had gents leave reading glasses..one left a pocket knofe...one left his boxers....BUT the best one was the gent who left his "funky socks"/he said he wore mine home cause they looked similar! {I wondereed where mine had gone..lol}


Now I make the guys do the "hobbyist hail mary" before they leave................they make the catholic sign of the cross and chant "Spectacles/testicles/keys & watch:..lol!

I have a habit of leaving envelopes of money, but not a single provider has called me about it.

Wait, I think I've seen that envelope somewhere.........!

I have left my Naiveté, but never my denial!
:wi nkiss:

I lost my cherry, but it only happened once!

I left a pair of Maui jim sunglasses one time had to go back and get them couldn't afford another pair after meeting with that provider ��