Marine sex

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
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> There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in
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> attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
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> "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
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> something bothering you?"
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> "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
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> The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
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> like you have seen a lot of action."
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> "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
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> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
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> know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
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> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
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> Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
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> wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
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> "1955, ma'am."
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> "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to
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> chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a
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> private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
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> Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
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> said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
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> The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's
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> only 2230 now."
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I've loved this joke since I first heard it back in the 70's. Sadly as time goes on it makes less and less sense logically -- a man who hadn't had sex since 1955 would be at least 70 years old nowadays. I guess it would work if the coed were particularly dumb

I thought this is what this thread was
about when I read title..."MARINE SEX"


Here's a walrus sucking his own....ahem...."turtle":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ros73...layer_embedded

It's 22:30 hours...maybe it's time for me to get some!!

oops