need to fuck "Valerie's Husband"

utr_guy_in_houston's Avatar
Valerie - let me know when you're in town next. I'm going to fuck the hell out of you and write a 5000 word EPIC review of our exploits without him. Deal?
Mojojo's Avatar
You're late...
Wakeup's Avatar
Wait...you need to fuck Valerie's husband? Okay, I'm a fairly attractive white male, but this is a first. Oh well, my rate is $350 per hour and I'm not GFE, when did you want to send me your screening info?
Trey's Avatar
  • Trey
  • 08-28-2012, 08:01 AM
350 for CBJ is kinda weak wu don't you think? Will you at least give him some cuddel time?
CivilBarrister's Avatar
Fat, ijs
bbkid's Avatar
  • bbkid
  • 08-28-2012, 08:37 AM
Fat, ijs Originally Posted by CivilBarrister
sharkman29's Avatar
LOL
oilfieldscum's Avatar
Fat, ijs Originally Posted by CivilBarrister
carkido45's Avatar
Didn't he lose weight ?
Wait...you need to fuck Valerie's husband? Okay, I'm a fairly attractive white male, but this is a first. Oh well, my rate is $350 per hour and I'm not GFE, when did you want to send me your screening info? Originally Posted by Wakeuр
UTR_GUY_IN_HOUSTON,
You do know that cost is for dinner right? At multiple restaurants...per hour...non-GFE means you gets none. AND, on top of it all, you will get OUTTED but not on purpose...(He takes pics of the foods-the entrees. So you might get caught in a few pics that get posted, ijs), no longer UTR...not worth it IMHO, but then again, who the fuck am I...

BTW, don't post a review whining...we don't want to hear about it. You've been warned ahead of time. Oh, and the avatar is not WakeUp...it's a picture of his wife...happens a lot I'm sure. Kinda confusing at times, especially when they post in the same threads...Quite Befuddling I'm sure...

Here (this may help you):
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=374396
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=365083
and, finally,
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=313078

Convinced yet?
blowpop's Avatar
Fat, ijs Originally Posted by CivilBarrister
C'mon, CB. There's somebody for everybody. Even an overweight white boy. Although for $350/hr, I'd expect BBBJ/CIM at least twice.
Fail. Epic fail.
Well you're defo getting a better deal with WU as his rate is a bit cheaper than mine
Well you're defo getting a better deal with WU as his rate is a bit cheaper than mine Originally Posted by Valerie
He's just a cheap , skinny hussey!
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So, looks like we are going to get another restaurant review sometime soon.