John the .... - ECCIE Worldwide

One day John was sitting in a bar on the seafront. He was feeling bad. The bar tender spoke to him and ask what was bothering him.

John said, "see that dock out there?" I built that dock. But do they call me "John the dock boulder"? No they don't.

See that ship at the end of the dock? I built that ship. But do they call me John the ship builder? No they don't.

... But if you have sex with one guy...