nothing reply anything you want

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Ieeee Columbia . more threads on some thing is not right what do do what to say I just want to be a silly ass on a sex board errrrrrrrrrrr what can be done
good morning vietnam Welllllllllllllllllllllllllll put down your books pick up your guns we all going have a whole lot of fun singing 123 what are fighting for well I don't give a dam next stop is

aaahhhhh crap

can some one post something about sex that all will enjoy pleassssssssssssse!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks all for tuning in

OSD
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But how did you get the pic's of me when I was young and not fat, with the Snow Queen.

Very good more please, Anyone

OSD

PS:ya just know I will ask for more for every thread. But feel free any time.

still can not taste some things after that!!!!!
I was "young dumb and full of cum"
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4 of 6 maybe I need to buy some more new phones. As two are party line ready, saywhat!!!!!
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jokes please, reviews anything help pleaseeeeeeeeee.
lol poor OSD


Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Our hero stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"
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ahhhh thanks I can go on now.
Anytime lol
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I needed help but did not have the time to ask. The ladys may like this one!!
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jokes please, reviews anything help pleaseeeeeeeeee. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Having laughter withdrawal symptoms, OSD?


OK...

Three business men, a man from London, one from Paris and another from Dallas, are having dinner and cocktails one evening. After dinner, while enjoying a drink, the Londoner says to the others:

"Say, gents, what things do you do to your wives while making love that drives them crazy? Personally, I take warmed baby lotion, and slowly massage it into her body, all over as slowly as I can...and it just drives her crazy...."

The man from Paris responds: "My friends, when I make love to my wife, I take rose petals, and sprinkle them all over her body....and one by one, I slowly blow them off of her....and it just drives her crazy....."

The guys from Dallas says: "Boys, when I'm done fuckin' the old lady I wipe my dick off on the bedroom curtains.....and that absolutely drives her fuckin' crazy!!!!!"


elg....
  • Laker
  • 10-14-2010, 01:04 PM
OSD

The last cartoon Dirigible's last series in his cartoon sting makes me think of theh movie "Clan of the Cave Bear", Darrell Hanna getting pounded from behind in behr stylie!!
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  • cnym
  • 10-14-2010, 01:09 PM
This is for the Ladies that insist on CBJ, here is my response.....CDATY.


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, My tongue is longer than most. But I could get P4P on the getting cash form girls side, if I had that guys tongue.
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The last cartoon Dirigible's last series in his cartoon sting makes me think of theh movie "Clan of the Cave Bear", Darrell Hanna getting pounded from behind in behr stylie!! Originally Posted by Laker
I wounder where he got them from?

I needed help after I was done with my reply to your thread in co-ed. I have to say its better than the other way around that we have been geting. And hope I did well with my reply.
  • Laker
  • 10-14-2010, 01:35 PM
I wounder where he got them from?

I needed help after I was done with my reply to your thread in co-ed. I have to say its better than the other way around that we have been geting. And hope I did well with my reply. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Don't know you could ask he may tell?


U did well thanks!