OK, at the risk of getting serious in the wrong forum, this raises a question. I've always thought that "shrinkage" with respects to the balls involves the sac, and not the testes themselves. From this, it appears I'm mistaken.
How did the guy have the phone #? I would have ordered 2 vodka & cranberries ( 1 with extra ice) if that didn't work. Send me a salad with plenty of oil & vinegar dressing Hold the vinegar.