Who is down to go to strip club with me when I visit

Hello. I will be inside your lovely coordinates and was wondering if anyone wanted to accompany me to a strip club. I cannot go by myself because they won’t allow woman in there without a guy…I mean it’s not like I would go by myself anyway…I don’t NEED to see hot ass naked woman with giant cans….that is sexist and don’t put words in my mouth when there is perfectly good di—alogue around.

Hello. I will be inside your lovely coordinates and was wondering if anyone wanted to accompany me to a strip club. I cannot go by myself because they won’t allow woman in there without a guy…I mean it’s not like I would go by myself anyway…I don’t NEED to see hot ass naked woman with giant cans….that is sexist and don’t put words in my mouth when there is perfectly good di—alogue around. Originally Posted by CD3

I can got with you tonight

I want a full report

I can got with you tonight Originally Posted by junaidwetme

How about Tuesday night? I’ll be extremely close to you then….

I'm back in Austin and I'm totally down chica, let's go !



I had an issue once, years ago, trying to get in alone but hadn't had an issue since .


I was hungry at the time and I had looked up places to eat in the area....I noticed this certain strip club close by that I had been wanting to visit. I thought why not, beats the other options that were near by. Plus I was going to be getting dinner AND entertainment. **TOTAL Score 4 me!** So I thought lol



But when I arrived I was met with "you need a male escort"


Me bewildered, asked why, and wasnt given much of an answer.


I told them that I was just there to eat steak, drink, and tip big booty dancers

I then proceeded with "am I NOT allowed to enjoy my money in this establishment based on my sexual orientation?! I enjoy beautiful woman too, Ya know!"

Then I slipped in some shit like "I thought this was America,??!" Lmao


And then finally a security guy at the door was just like "let her in"



At that point , I asked if they had change for some blue faces and proceeded to thoroughly enjoy the rest of my night....


Speaking of,


I wonder if yellow rose still hands out free breakfast burritos at closing ...




Fun times lol

Now what guy is not going to want to walk into a club with two gals.

Now what guy is not going to want to walk into a club with two gals. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

True!

I'm down!

Let’s go