Dear Santa I want a dick for Christmas!

Dear Santa,
I want a dick. I want to know what it’s like to have carte blanche to be an ass hole. I want to spend my days looking for someone to touch my dick, lick my dick, someone to stick my dick in. I just want to be a DICK!

fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

I want to stroke my dick, piss with my dick. I just want a dick.

My dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick.

It’s all about my dick!

If I harasses some ladies or waste their time. Tough shit Santa. It’s OK cuz I’m a DICK!

Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

My dick , my dick , my dick, my dick.

It’s all about my DICK!
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I was to give som of min but u have 2 cum har. It 2 cold up thar.
Dear Santa,
I want a dick. I want to know what it’s like to have carte blanche to be an ass hole. I want to spend my days looking for someone to touch my dick, lick my dick, someone to stick my dick in. I just want to be a DICK!

fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

I want to stroke my dick, piss with my dick. I just want a dick.

My dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick, my dick.

It’s all about my dick!

If I harasses some ladies or waste their time. Tough shit Santa. It’s OK cuz I’m a DICK!

Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

My dick , my dick , my dick, my dick.

It’s all about my DICK! Originally Posted by After5Diva

Did you really intend to post this as humor???????