SHMB

Ok I've been here a while now and still have no clue what SHMB stands for.

Will somebody please enlighten me

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Or Silly Hooker Message Board ?
NaaHHHH that can't be it.

Obviously I've been out of the loop forever lol

What about some hooktard's mental board

Check your PMs.

The answer is hidden in the "bored and drunk" thread.

"Never take advice on a SHMB from someone that doesn't know what SHMB means"

Long ago and far away a beautiful friend referred to all her friends in the Adult industry as Silly Hookers, it was a term of endearment and from that came my acronym SHMB.

I invented the term when I was touring with the grateful dead. I was pretty fucked up then, I don't recall what it means, but I know I invented it. I'm fucking cool like that.

I invented it one day while I was taking a dump at a blue water incall......or did I?

You mean to tell me my thread got Wayward to come out of the woodworks

Sorry I was dead for a while, unlike the Island of Misfit toys it affects ones ability to post here. Someone sent or slipped this link into my coffin and my black heart stirred.

I wondered where you went. Only thing I really remember was you disappearing right after 'ol' RR left. Good to see your alive even though we don't know each other

gator can't do anything right.

gator can't do anything right. Originally Posted by dearhunter

I did kill him. He just lived to tell about it.

Next time I get Susan Wright to do my dirty work. That Bitch knows how to kill someone DEAD.

Stabbed him 200 times? Was she afraid the 1st hundred wouldn't achieve the desired result?