Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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His last name is Cummings. Seriously. I can't make that up!

If I were a defense lawyer, I would jump at the opportunity to defend him and put the TSA on trial.

Oh, I have no doubt that in the end, he will "beat it" and "get off".

very funny stuff!

Damn, just cant make that stuff up!

Are you Fu**king kidding me? I hope he sues the balls off the TSA. If i ever get patted down in an airport again and the bastards touch my junk i'll have the beatoff arrested. This is getting beyond fu##king stupid. Last year I was flying out and got patted down for no reason. The stupid shithead had gloves on and while patting me down pulled my sweats half off. I spun around and pushed the stupid shit away, by the time I had ahold of my pants there were four more of the minimum wage losers grabbing me. I didn't say or do anything more til the supervisor showed up. I told what happened and asked to call my laywer. Nothing happened except the dumb bastards held me up for 45 minutes. Pisses me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jail for getting a HJ from TSA. Oh this is good. errr not good.This guy may get rich from are tax dollars. sue TSA

New TSA slogans heard on the radio while driving to work monday:

-Cant see London, Can't see France, until we see your underpants!
-It's not a grope, It's a Freedom Pat!

O'cmon.. really? Percy cummings? Sergio Armani? San Fran? Interior decorator? tsa agent checking his piercings? Just too many stereo types in this one article...not sure i believe it fully yet.. There is no way the gay community would not make this national news and it wouldnt hit the networks...


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