CAPTION THIS: Ma & Pa Kettle (On An Airplane)

tia travels's Avatar
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  • Go4it
  • 09-07-2014, 09:50 AM
If you give me a hand job I'll let you smoke my pipe.
dtymh55's Avatar
Can't you read? The sign says no smoking and fasten seat belts!
grandotuono's Avatar
Quit farting and light that pipe. It smells like shit house sitting next to you.
Everytime you smoke my pipe I keep telling you there's nobody on the wing.
Originally Posted by tia travels
But dearest you always have a smoke after the meal.
universalenergy's Avatar
Quit farting and light that pipe. It smells like shit house sitting next to you. Originally Posted by grandotuono
Ma...... that one sounded a little bit runny!
You might need to go check yo drawers and put on a new diaper.
bojulay's Avatar
Originally Posted by tia travels
Ralph. Fancy meeting you here after all these years. So the operation went well I take it?
normalguy21's Avatar
What do you mean ? No leg room ?? Good thing i got this pipe away from you before you thought we were in biz class ! And andre the giant put his seat back !!
  • CS25
  • 09-16-2014, 07:19 PM
I'm telling you MA....if you give the pilot a blowjob, I'm sure he will be willing to let Crowbar out of the luggage compartment.