Let’s make this fun again.

Top 3 things you don’t wanna hear from the person your fawkin Boys and girls can answer. Should be funny yet informative. I’ll go first


1. Is it in yet
2. What’s that smell
3. Is that cottage cheese in your vag!?!

1. Can you stop and buy condums and cigarettes?
2. Knock knock
3. Cum for me baby!

1. Did you leave a skid mark on the sheets?
2. Your kid is crying in the other room.
3. That was like throwing a wiener down a hallway.

"Deeper baby" when it' all the way in
"My mouth is tired"
"Is it in?"
"Wrong hole baby"

"Are you gonna tip me?"

1. Im short but was hoping i could still get the full menu

2.I know i can only go one round but can you suck my(soft spongy) dick anyways "Its Fun To Try"

3."I Took a shower this morning do i need to freshen up"
(Your dick has been inside the skin sweating all day dude. Use you head)

These are pretty funny but probably more true than we think

1 Does that thing still work
2 You're so big baby, I'm not.
3 Did you cum for me yet

1. Any variation of "cum for me"
2. Daddy, Papi, etc.
3. Talking about other tricks.


*Bonus*
The word "moist" used in any context

You have such a hot ass,can I do it?....uggghhh NOOOOOO!!!

How long have you had such large labia?...ughhhhh I never thought about it!

are you a good little whore...DONT call me that,but DO call me your little slut!

LOL!

i agree with slitlikr and dorian's comments.

Lmao. These are great

I hate any form of referring to me as mommy!

Asking me if they are the best I’ve ever had!

And after a quick pop. Ok. Guess I’ll shower and go!
(Leaves me horny AF and I’m forced to finish myself off. Lmao )

I want to be friends outside of this.

XYZ provider does it. Why can’t you?

We’re you this hot when you were *insert adolescent age here*

Look me in my eyes..


Side note.. I’m goofy. I’ll laugh mid stroke and have you questioning your entire life when in reality I told a terrible joke in my head and thought it was hilarious.

Side note.. I’m goofy. I’ll laugh mid stroke and have you questioning your entire life when in reality I told a terrible joke in my head and thought it was hilarious. Originally Posted by Cherri Plum

Omg girl. I'm goofy AF. I can't tell you how many times I've laughed during sex. And I can't even blame a joke in my head. 2 peeps on here will prob chime in. But it's not in a mean "I'm laughing at you " kinda way. Hard to explain but I'm usually not the only one laughing. High fiving happens a lot too. Maybe i take sex should be fun a bit too seriously! Haha.

1) you got 10 minutes


2) you now have 5 minutes....



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