Hmmmm, dispute these facts (checking for Bachmanitis locally):
1. He was born on July 7, 1767
2. His signature cannot be found on the Declaration of Independance or any other germain 18th century document relating to the founding of our country - might be because he was 9-14 years old during the Revolution and the ratification of the Constitution - however, there is probably some other liberal conspiracy to blame
3. No record of military service in defense of the Republic
Rock on Michelle! BTW, what position on the Southern Cal football team did John Wayne Gacy play?