Women, Go Figure

"I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough. But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes nuts! Women, I can't figure them out"

Can we have an AMEN from the congregation?

Some other fucker is playing with the boob job I paid for.

Some other fucker is playing with the boob job I paid for. Originally Posted by ElBombero

if it makes you feel better, the fucker told me not to bother with her, her tits are lumpy and scarred.