New Rules For Congress

Sextans's Avatar
First term limits

Must be born in USA

Must not be Islamic

Must not be Fag (gay) dyke (bitch)

Must live in your district

Must not receive money from outside your district

Must not be married to your brother

Must not wear head scarfs

Must not introduce stupid dumb bills. Like gender neutral bathroom crap

Must not vote partisan sham fake lies indictment (impeachment)

Must not go on mother fucking stupid ass tv shows like Trevor noahsnothing

Must not wear bright red lipstick unless your sucking a cock. (Aoc talib etc)

Must not be chair if you suck dick (schifty fag)

I mean I can go on and on and on. But I will leave the rest to fill in. For the REAL
PATRIOTS.
bambino's Avatar
Welcome back!!!!!
Sextans's Avatar
Thank you !!!!

Great to be back......

Things are going really well for Big T and our country.


Looking forward to taking back the fucked up house.

Taking complete power So we can get things done
First term limits

Must be born in USA

Must not be Islamic

Must not be Fag (gay) dyke (bitch)

Must live in your district

Must not receive money from outside your district

Must not be married to your brother

Must not wear head scarfs

Must not introduce stupid dumb bills. Like gender neutral bathroom crap

Must not vote partisan sham fake lies indictment (impeachment)

Must not go on mother fucking stupid ass tv shows like Trevor noahsnothing

Must not wear bright red lipstick unless your sucking a cock. (Aoc talib etc)

Must not be chair if you suck dick (schifty fag)

I mean I can go on and on and on. But I will leave the rest to fill in. For the REAL
PATRIOTS. Originally Posted by Sextans
In other words don't be a commie Liberal fucking asshole.
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
for the clueless among us....


who are the fuck are you?
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
Must live in your district

Must not receive money from outside your district Originally Posted by Sextans

those 2 don't matter as they're not in the constitution. you can run in any house district or senator for congress. people have done so.
HoeHummer's Avatar
for the clueless among us....


who are the fuck are you? Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
Yssup Rider!

LOLLING!
LexusLover's Avatar
Yssup Rider!

LOLLING! Originally Posted by HoeHummer
Projecting? And that is comical. YR can't even right, much less type!

He's still searching Barton's Creek for an endangered salamander.
HoeHummer's Avatar
Projecting? And that is comical. YR can't even right, much less type!

He's still searching Barton's Creek for an endangered salamander. Originally Posted by LexusLover
LOLLING, the write ways!
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
Yssup Rider!

LOLLING! Originally Posted by HoeHummer

puhlease....



yassup punk can't write like sextans wrote.
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
LOLLING, the write ways! Originally Posted by HoeHummer

yeah.. lolling all the way to clarksville, nova scotia.
winn dixie's Avatar
Projecting? And that is comical. YR can't even right, much less type!

He's still searching Barton's Creek for an endangered salamander. Originally Posted by LexusLover
And hes still looking for the golden cheeked warbler
HoeHummer's Avatar
It’s oebsy... LOLLING!
The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
And hes still looking for the golden cheeked warbler Originally Posted by winn dixie

the Hoe fancies the the eastern tufted titmouse ..





https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/...mouse/overview



Songs

The Tufted Titmouse’s song is a fast-repeated, clear whistle: peter-peter-peter.

BAHHAHHAHHAAAA
Hotrod511's Avatar

Yes that right I am

Yssup Rider!

LOLLING! Originally Posted by HoeHummer
DOTY 5 Times

FIFY